Episode 20 – They Don’t Have Lips!: A Discusson About The Last Hour of Gann by R. Lee Smith

Jen and Rachel return from their hiatus, and are ready to usher in a new era of peace and chillness with a conversation about one of their all-time favorite books, The Last Hour of Gann by R. Lee Smith. They get back into the swing of things by discussing alien romance vs erotic horror, Chekov’s vaccine, alien religion, and #thepatriarchy.

Episode 19 – Watching Other People Play

With the release of the Ready Player One movie quickly approaching, Rachel and Jen take a look at media involving video games. They discuss common themes surrounding gaming culture, mmorpgs/virtual reality as a setting, and the “you die in the game, you die for real” trope.

This is our last episode before we go on a two month hiatus! We’ll be back on May 21st!

Episode 18 – Weird Tentacle Hole: Attempting to Make Sense of Annihilation

After seeing Annihilation (starring Natalie Portman and directed by Alex Garland) in theaters, Rachel and Jen are left scratching their heads. While Jen discusses the movie’s failings both thematically and within the genre of sci-fi, Rachel attempts to pull an analysis out of what was unfortunately a very vague and confusing resolution to the film. As they struggle to keep up their ruse of being academics, they ask the ultimate question: what was this movie even about?

As always, major spoilers ahead!

Episode 17 – It is a Romance, But…

Unwind from Valentine’s Day with Rachel and Jen as they discuss fictional pairings they find unromantic, and why they feel that way. In doing so, they jump to and from topics including underdeveloped relationships, unlikable heroes, realizing a pairing is toxic, and identical vampire jaws.

Episode 16 – It’s Not a Romance, But…

February is here, and love is in the air! Jen and Rachel celebrate this most romantic of seasons by discussing things that aren’t intended to be romantic, (whether due to the genre, writers’ intentions, or fact that the characters have never met!) and share their favorite non-canonical, non-romance-genre, and sometimes completely ridiculous ships.



Episode 15 – Lovable Tentacle Face: A Discussion of the First Arc of Critical Role

In what is definitely their most self-indulgent episode yet, Rachel and Jen use their podcast as an excuse to talk about Dungeons & Dragons for an hour. While discussing the first arc (episodes 1-16) of the Geek and Sundry web series Critical Role, they wander into discussions about D&D as a storytelling tool, the impact of environment on narrative, putting a character on a bus, and the flexibility of communal storytelling.
Jen reveals herself to be a completionist and makes the argument for watching from the very beginning. Rachel disagrees.

Also, Jen is super extra in this episode… I am so sorry.

Spoilers for episodes 1-16 of Critical Role

Do We Really Need IT: Chapter Two?

When the most recent adaptation of Stephen King’s 1986 novel It opened in theaters in September of 2017, it caused a big stir, and received mostly positive reviews.

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While I enjoyed watching It, I couldn’t help but feel that there was something about it that wasn’t working for me. I was a little surprised at the lack of the adult narrative that’s present in both the book and the 1990 miniseries, but assumed that, because of the time constraints of making a movie, they’d trimmed down what they could. It wasn’t until the end of the film that I realized that I’d just watched the first part of a two-part film series, and that the adult narrative that I’d been waiting for would be the content for the second film.

Though I enjoyed watching the movie, I feel like this is a story that simply can’t function as a two-part film.

Like the book, the “real” story of the 1990 miniseries version is that of the adult versions of the kids who were once terrorized by the creature they call It. The story follows the adults as they start to realize that the creature they thought they’d defeated in their childhoods has returned. Everything we learn about the first adventure of these characters is done through flashbacks.

Frame stories like these aren’t a terribly innovative narrative style or anything, but it’s certainly effective in this case.

In the ‘90s version, each of the adults gets a call from the character Mike, who informs them that “It” is back. These phone calls trigger flashbacks to each of the characters’ childhood encounters with the monster.

Both adaptations have the children defeating It in a sewer, and thinking that they’re finally safe. The miniseries has already indicated that the creature will eventually return, thanks to the ongoing adult narrative. The movie, on the other hand, ends at this plot point with an indication that there will be a part two.

It’s important to note that, for audiences who have no exposure to either the original miniseries, or the book, the film’s format has the potential to leave them completely confused and irritated.

Most people go to the movie theater in order to lose themselves in a story, and, in the case of a horror movie, get a thrill out of being scared. They don’t necessarily want to have to do homework, first.

It shouldn’t be a requirement to know the source material when consuming an adaptation.

Therefore, audiences with no context might have thought this was going to be a contained story about a few kids taking on a monster. That’s why, at the end, it comes off as one of those annoying horror movies from the late 90s that ends with a title card saying, “The End,” only to have it dissolve into a question mark a moment later. This is usually a silly cop-out intended to leave open in people’s minds that there could be a sequel, in case the production company decides the first film made enough money to warrant another.

In this case, however, they had always planned that there would be a sequel.

This leaves me questioning why the first film was framed as a standalone movie.

Unlike part one, part two can’t function as a standalone movie. The entire plot of the second half of the story is dependent on the fact that these kids made a vow to return and fight against It should he ever resurface.

If Hollywood intends for the sequel to truly follow the book, which it seems like it does at this point, a big theme in the next movie is going to be the effects the adult characters suffer from the trauma they experienced as children.

That means, in order for this film to have any true resonance with the audience, we’re going to have to remember a lot of details about the previous movie.

That task is going to be much harder when we’ll be dealing with a completely new set of actors, and at least a year or two of distance between the release dates of the movies. (While It is now available for purchase or rental, as of right now it isn’t streaming anywhere. That could, of course, change before the sequel comes out.)

Unlike most sequels, where we can recognize that we’re seeing the same character from the first film, when It: Chapter Two comes out, we’re going to be dependent on dialogue to know who is who.

It’s possible that part two will have plenty of flashbacks to the events of part one, but, for people who want to watch the two films back to back, that’s going to slow down the second film considerably, because they’ll be re-watching scenes. It’s also going to take away time from the adult narrative to remind the audience of what happened in the first film.

Perhaps Chapter One could have made this transition to part two easier on the audience by adding in the adult narrative in the first place, but that would have been incredibly difficult to pull off, since it would have made an already long movie even longer. It also would make seeing part two a requirement in order to get a full conclusion to the story. Of course, that can be done, (see films like Back to the Future), but the creators of It: Chapter One chose, for some odd reason, to create part one as if it were a standalone.

Let’s say that part two of this film won’t be full of flashbacks, and won’t address these characters’ childhood demons at all. Then, what are we left with? The creators could add in a bunch of original, non-canon material, as Hollywood often does to film adaptations of novels. However, it simply wouldn’t make sense for a sequel to completely ignore all the setup it did in the first movie regarding the many characters’ various traumas.

IT: Chapter One could have functioned perfectly well as a self-contained story, and it really didn’t warrant a sequel in my opinion. Now that the creators have backed themselves into some extremely tough corners, they’ve got a tough job on their hands.

Regardless of whether my concerns are well-founded or not, I look forward to seeing Chapter Two. It will be interesting to see how the writers handle the various challenges of adapting It into a two-part film.

Episode 14 – Literally Nothing About Spiders: A Comparison of the Daddy Long Legs Novel and the Musical Adaptation

Jen and Rachel compare and contrast the 1912 novel Daddy Long Legs by Jean Webster with its 2015 Off-Broadway musical adaptation by the same name. In their discussion, they touch upon the epistolary format, how a character’s portrayal influences readers’ interpretations, Broadway accessibility, and whether Jen’s fave is problematic or not. 

Spoilers ahead for the book, but not quite as many for the musical. Confused as to how that’s possible? Guess you’ll have to listen to find out!   

Episode 13 – He’s A Dragon!: A Conversation About I Am Dragon

Rachel and Jen round out this holiday season with their last episode of the year. While sharing their love for this diamond in the rough, they delve into topics such as handsome Igor, “strong” female heroines, the patriarchy, toxic masculinity, and handsome dragons. Plus, a special surprise for Rachel at the end.

Caution: Here be spoilers… As always, a spoiler warning is included part-way through.

Happy New Year!

Episode 12 – Some Other Fun Anatomy: A Discussion About Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixion

Jen and Rachel prepare for winter by reading an icy sci-fi alien romance novel that they both genuinely love. As they summarize the story, they focus on some of the things that make the book so great such as heroic heroines, respectful heroes, audiobook sex scenes, and of course… blue alien anatomy.

Extra nsfw warning for this episode because of previously mentioned alien anatomy.